Just try to argue with me: Jennifer Aniston has the most perfect hair I have EVER seen. Silky? Yes. Shiny? Yes. Bouncy? Yes. Somehow, her hair is always coiffed to the 't' and not a single strand is out of place. Is it because she has stylists on speed dial? Or are her tresses a special, gifted breed? I don't know, but I would like to think her hair is just naturally beautiful. That way, it takes the pressure off of me to try to perfectly mimic her haircuts or up-dos.
I feel like ninety percent of women take pics of Jen to their hairdressers and tell them to make them twins with the celeb. However, if you will notice, only about one ninth of a percent of women actually have hair that holds a candle to Jen's. I know every time I go into the salon, I take some sort of picture of Jennifer Aniston and say, "make us twins". But, every time I leave, the result is nowhere near Jen's quality.
I am getting my hair cut this weekend and, again, I am taking in a picture of Jennifer Aniston. I don't know why I don't 'get' that my hair will never look like hers, but I just can't stop trying, even though I know it is neither the hairdresser nor the shears that make Jen's hair so lovable...it is just an intangible essence. Or maybe, just maybe, it is a government secret like the truth about Area 51 or whether or not the King is still alive.
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